SKITTLES GOES ALL-WHITE, IS ACCUSED OF RACISM

Skittles’s marketing department had a great idea to celebrate Pride Month by removing their trademarked “rainbow” of colors from their candy out of respect for the rainbow pride flag, and filling bags with all-white candy. You see, because the flag is a rainbow, and by making their candy all-white, it makes the colors, um … go with the … stuff. (ahem) In any case, it was a corporate mistake for the history books, because the all-white candy was immediately accused of being “racist” and a symbol of “white supremacy”.
* Boy, they did not see that coming.
* Skittles – taste the white supremacy!
* Did they think Skittles were using up all the rainbow colors or something?
* Imagine the celebrations over at M & M’s.
* The Skittles marketing department is aware of the internet, no?
* White Skittles. They go great with New Coke.
* Where does this leave milk and marshmallows?