DARTH VADER EVACUATES SCHOOL

Yesterday (Thursday) was “Star Wars” Day – May the 4th be with you, ha ha – but at Ashwaubenon High School in Wisconsin, a concerned parent called police after seeing someone walking into the school wearing a Darth Vader mask. Police responded to the scene and evacuated the school. After a sweep of the school, no threat was found. The school later said that it was a misunderstanding “where a student wore a Star Wars costume for May the Fourth Be With You day. There was no intent of a threat, but the student will be held accountable.”
* Carbon freezing’s too good for ‘im!
* Wookiee mistake, if you ask me.
* At first some students thought it was a visit from Dick Cheney.
* Oh well, at least it went better than 4/20 day at the school.
* This is progress. Once “Star Wars” becomes one of the world’s great religions, May the 4th could be like their Easter.
* Plus if Darth Vader resurrects the franchise can go right into some zombie pictures.
* And if high school cheerleaders want to start dressing like Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia, that could work too.