BEAR SHARTS IN THE BATHROOM

Does a bear defecate in the woods? Not this bear – he uses a bathroom. A black bear broke into a Monrovia, California, residence and pooped all over the bathroom. The homeowner said the bear broke into her home Monday through the screen door, chased her cats and left its waste all over her bathroom – as well as various other rooms. The bear spent about two hours in the home before it was chased off by California Department of Fish and Wildlife officers.
* Still better than my relatives at Thanksgiving.
* Must have been one of those Pooh bears.
* So, bears don’t really use Charmin toilet paper then?
* Note to myself: Don’t live anywhere that has black bears breaking in the house.
* Man, that had to be a tough morning for the house cats.
* Not only that but the bear used the little hand towels that are supposed to be for guests.
* Imagine waking up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and this bastard is in there.
* Sure, the bear was chased off, but now it knows where you live.