WOMAN CALLS 911 BECAUSE HUSBAND WOULD NOT GET HER ICE CREAM

A 37-year-old Nashville, Tennessee, woman was arrested on Sunday for filing a false report after her husband refused to get her ice cream. She had called 911 claiming her husband had punched her in the face. Upon arrival, her husband told police there was no violence, that his wife was angry because she wanted him to get her ice cream but he refused due to being tired from working all day. The woman admitted she had not been assaulted. The officer notified the woman it was a crime to file a false report and she would be placed under arrest. The woman first asked to use the bathroom, which she was allowed to do as long as the door was left cracked open. Police say after two minutes, they heard a window open, followed by a loud thud. The woman had jumped through the bathroom window and fled the scene. She was later captured and booked.
* Now she’s the one in the cooler.
* Where did they catch her? Dairy Queen?
* I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream, except this lady, who calls 911.
* We need a three-digit emergency number that connects directly to Dr. Phil.
* What a guy has to go through to get some quiet time alone, huh?
* But probably totally worth it.
* “You go ahead and get booked into jail, honey, I’ll be along in a little bit.”
* May I say as an aside that this is the kind of commitment we’re looking for in a wacky news story.
* Hell, she’d done enough to make it just with the whole ice-cream thing, but then she jumps out the window and flees? In the wacky news business, that is really getting it done.
* At last count from Nashville there were 37 new songs about the incident.
* I think the correct answer when she asked for the ice cream was, “Yes, dear. Right away.”