WOMAN DUMPS GREASE ON KITCHEN XYLOPHONE PLAYER

A 43-year-old woman in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, was apparently upset that a man was playing a xylophone in the kitchen, so she dumped a pan of cold grease on his head. The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputy noted that she asked him to stop and when he didn’t, she dumped the grease. The deputy observed wet spots on the man’s shirts and shorts and that there was a puddle of liquid on the floor, near the xylophone.
* You certainly can’t argue with the evidence.
* Ay marimba!
* Better cold grease dumped on you then hot grease I always say.
* Let me guess: The guy wasn’t exactly killing it on the xylophone, was he?
* He was going through the alphabet looking for an instrument he didn’t suck at, and he’s apparently up to the letter “X.”
* In this case “X marks the spot” to drop the grease on.
* Imagine what she did to him when he started out with “accordion”.
* On the bright side, the only instrument left is the zither. If that sucks, too, he can move on to some other talent.
* “Mom – that man is back in the kitchen – and now he’s juggling.”
* The woman was described as a very slippery character.