DRUNK MAN PASSES OUT ON WALMART TOILET, UNDERWEAR CATCHES FIRE

A drunk man with a lit cigarette passed out on the toilet in a Spanaway, Washington, Walmart bathroom last Monday and caught his underwear on fire. Firefighters found the bathroom filled with smoke. As the man sat on the toilet, pants down, he fell asleep, and ash from his cigarette fell between his legs and ignited his underwear. The man slept through all this, while firefighters used an extinguisher to put out his pants. That roused the man, who pulled a knife on the firefighters. The man had burns to his legs and was taken to the hospital.
* You don’t often hear the words “ignited his underwear”.
* Between the alcohol and methane, it’s a miracle he didn’t spontaneously combust.
* Pity the employee who has to clean up that bathroom.
* Smart. Pulling the knife should add an extra ten years to whatever sentence he gets.
* Now the bad news: This is the Mayor of Spanaway.
* Time for some drawers made out of asbestos.
* The man was even more lit than the cigarette.