WOMAN GETS HAND STUCK IN TOILET

A Cleveland, Texas, woman got her hand stuck in a toilet. The unidentified woman said she was having a really bad week – a water pipe busted in the wall the day she moved in. Her car got stuck in the mud in the front yard, and her brand new lawn mower stopped working. So when her toilet clogged, she didn’t have a plunger and wasn’t about to call the plumber again. So she reached in to see if she could feel a wad of toilet paper or something, but then her hand wouldn’t come back out – her watch had trapped her. Her family called 911, a fire crew came over, disconnected the toilet, walked her and the toilet out to the back yard and broke it with a sledge hammer to free her. And, of course, the whole thing was caught on video.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cv7L2hP0HA)
* Seriously, who reaches into a clogged toilet with their hand?
* Their watch hand!!
* WITH THE WATCH STILL ON IT.
* “Uh, we’ll make dinner tonight, mom.”
* I wonder what kind of watch it was? A Toilet Bul-ova?
* Something tells me this lady has a really bad week every week.
* ‘Cause she’s … what’s the word? A moron.
* Parks her car in the mud, and the lawnmower that stopped working? You just know it’s out of gas.
* And they busted the toilet so she can’t even make a planter out of it.
* Anybody interested in a super high maintenance girlfriend?
* I just hope this doesn’t reflect poorly on the town of Cleveland, Texas.
* For one thing, they already sound like they have enough problems.
* It was a bad week. Her car got stuck in the mud and one of the tires on the house blew out.
* I get the feeling her whole life is stuck in the mud.

* PHONE TOPIC: My Embarrassing Toilet Story.