CHICK-FIL-A COW COSTUMES STOLEN

Somebody stole three cow costumes from a Folsom, California, Chick-fil-A franchise. The mascot costumes were in a storage shed. The restaurant posted a plea on Facebook for customers to help find the kidnapped cow costumes. James Daack, the store’s hospitality director, said Thursday they just want the cows back with no questions asked.
* Oh, I’d have a few questions.
* Like, is there a furry convention happening anywhere in the area?
* Maybe they were stolen by a bunch of chickens tired of the cows holding those “Eat Mor Chikin” signs.
* If you’re going to steal something, I’d pick a town that wasn’t famous for having a prison.
* Only an udder fool would do such a thing.
* In fact, didn’t Johnny Cash have a song about a similar incident?
* “I hear the train a comin’ rollin around the bend, and I ain’t been to Chick-fil-A since I don’t know when … Well, I’m stuck in Folsom Prison and time keeps dragging by, but we took those cow costumes, and I still don’t know why.”
* “When I was just a baby, my Momma told me, “Son, don’t take no cow costumes, you’ll wind up on the run.”
* “I know I had it coming, I know I can’t be free, and that’s why those cow costumes, they go on haunting me.”