SUSPECT FOUND HIDING BEHIND GIANT TEDDY BEAR

Deputies in Tacoma, Washington, went to a home last Thursday to check for a man wanted on a felony warrant. They were told the man was inside, but at first search, the deputies didn’t find their suspect. Upon further search, they found him hiding under a 6-foot teddy bear in the corner of a bedroom. After the man refused to come out from under the teddy bear, the deputies went in and forcefully arrested him.
* “Put your paws where we can see ’em!”
* Then they arrested the teddy bear for accessory to felony cuddling.
* Hiding in the teddy bears only worked in “E.T.”
* Should have gotten INSIDE the teddy bear.
* Let’s just hope this doesn’t inspire another “Ted” sequel.
* They found him when the stuffed teddy bear inexplicably farted.
* I just want to see the 6-foot teddy bear on the witness stand in court.
* “Is the man who hid behind you in the courtroom today? Bailiff, please note that the teddy bear is pointing its paw towards the defendant.”
* The teddy bear has lawyered up and will be represented by a stuffed wolf.
* Now I’m hungry for bear claws.