CUSTOMS AGENTS SEIZE HORSE GENITALS

Customs agents at Washington Dulles International Airport last month stopped two women arriving from Mongolia when they were found to be carrying a total of 42 pounds of horsemeat concealed inside juice boxes. That includes 13 pounds of horse genitals that one of the women claimed were for medicinal purposes. Horsemeat is prohibited from entering the country because it might bring in foot and mouth disease. All of the meat was incinerated.
* … over a George Foreman grill, I bet.
* Do they even make buns that big?
* “We’re gonna need more saurkraut!”
* The horsemeat could bring in foot and mouth disease, and the genitals could bring in the biggest, meanest warts you’ve ever seen.
* Wacky news? We’ve got a wiener.
* Nothing like an international flight to keep your smuggled horse meat fresh.
* That explains the new phrase, “He was hung like a juice box.”
* No, maybe it doesn’t really explain it after all.
* The impressive thing is that 13 pounds of horse genitals is just one horse.