EVIL MAN GETS NASTY OBITUARY

The family of late Galveston, Texas, man Leslie Ray Charping published an obituary on the website of Carnes Funeral Home. The obituary isn’t too kind, and it doesn’t appear to be a joke. It says that Mr. Charping died at the age of 75 – “which was 29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved.” The obituary says Charping “leaves behind two relieved children” as well as “six grandchildren and countless other victims including an ex-wife, relatives, friends, neighbors, doctors, nurses and random strangers.” It goes on:
– “At a young age, Leslie quickly became a model example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive.”
– The family says Charping was “surprisingly intelligent,” but failed to find professional success due to a lack of ambition and motivation.
– “Leslie’s hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets, and fishing, which he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned. Leslie’s life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides sarcasm, which was amusing during his sober days.”
– “With Leslie’s passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend. No services will be held, there will be no prayers for eternal peace and no apologies to the family he tortured. Leslie’s remains will be cremated and kept in the barn until Ray, the family donkey’s wood shavings run out. Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all.”
* They showed him.
* That’s the thing about dying – you never get the last word.
* At least they managed to get through the whole obituary without using the word “Hitler”.
* “Evil does in fact die”? I don’t know. The guy had six grandchildren – he’s deep into the gene pool now.
* Maybe if he hadn’t been named “Leslie”.
* On the bright side, he wasn’t mean to the people at Carnes Funeral Home.
* At least he had a nice career working for the Post Office. Or maybe I’m assuming too much.
* At the very least, it sounds like the family is still working out their feelings for him.
* Oh well, at least they’re in touch with their anger.
* The family added in lieu of flowers, take the 25 bucks and flush it down the toilet.
* Sometimes love comes disguised as overwhelming hate.