WOMAN QUITS JOB, WINS LOTTERY

A Colorado woman fed up with her job decided to quit. A few days later, she won the lottery. Yahnique, whose last name was withheld, quit her job as a certified nursing assistant in January before lining up another job. But then she hit the $3.3 million lottery jackpot last Saturday. Yahnique says she has been an avid lottery player for more than 30 years. She and her husband will collect 25 checks distributing the $3,312,287 over time.
* Can I have one of those checks? Just ONE?
* You’re supposed to win the lottery, THEN quit your job. But this will work.
* If “Yahnique” was supposed to be a play on “unique”, it sure worked out.
* She also gets extra points for keeping the husband.
* At least THIS American Dream still works.
* Now she’s wishing she had the job back so she can really tell the boss off.
* Ah, maybe just knowing they know is good enough.
* Of course 3 million doesn’t go as far as it used to.
* Who am I kidding? How would I know how far 3 million goes?