FIRST DATE WITH POTENTIAL SERIAL KILLER

In Lynnwood, Washington, a man met a woman on Craigslist through a post seeking dating, not sex. They got together at a nearby Walgreen’s. After meeting in person, the pair ended up booking a room at a motel. The 29-year-old man later told police the woman asked him several times if he was a serial killer. He told her “No,” and she climbed on top of him and said, “Well, I am a serial killer” as she grabbed a pocket knife and stabbed him in the chest before he eventually broke free, got out of the room and dialed 911 from the hotel office. The victim told police that he had a difficult time fighting her off because of her weight. He suffered a punctured lung. The 24-year-old woman allegedly said, “I’m a loon” when police asked what happened, and said she wanted to become a serial killer and planned to stab the victim to death. She said she planned to eat the victim’s heart after she killed him, and said she had already written a note to leave on his body explaining that she planned to kill again.
* Sounds like a nice girl.
* Gee, she planned everything out perfectly. Except – wrong size knife.
* Things sure went wrong. It was supposed to be dating, not sex. And not murder, either.
* When they got to the room, they cut to the chase, and she cut to the chest.
* There isn’t going to be a second date, is there?
* Sometimes going with a website like e-Harmony is worth the couple of extra bucks.
* And this isn’t even the first Craigslist serial killer.
* In fact, it’s not the first serial killer in Lynnwood, Washington. That would be the Green River Killer.
* You have to admit: Meeting at Walgreen’s was a nice touch.
* Should have picked up some bandages.
* PHONE TOPIC: First Date Fiascoes.