MAN WHO CASUALLY STOLE BUCKET OF GOLD IN NEW YORK IS ARRESTED IN ECUADOR

The thief who brazenly stole a bucket of gold flakes worth nearly $1.6 million from an armored truck in Manhattan last fall has been nabbed in his native Ecuador. Julio Nivelo was captured on surveillance video swiping the 86-pound bucket of gold off a truck on West 48th Street in September. He was arrested without incident. Nivelo is a convicted felon who is known to the NYPD as Luis Toledo, among other aliases. He’s a career thief who’s been arrested seven times and deported four times to Ecuador.
* Great, now we have to build a wall around Ecuador.
* Gold flakes? Sounds like Trump’s breakfast cereal.
* They say he stole it “brazenly” ’cause he was the only one brazen enough to do what everybody else who saw the gold was THINKING of doing.
* Uh, in the future you might want to lock the gold inside something.
* Either that or put a sign on the bucket that says, “Please Don’t Steal Me!”
* This wasn’t Todd from “Gold Rush”, was it?
* A bucket of gold? Now, there’s something I’d put on my bucket list.
* It was the biggest theft in New York since every day on Wall Street.