THE NAME OF THE PORTA-POTTY COMPANY FOR THE INAUGURATION: DON'S JOHNS

In the history of Washington D.C., there has been one company that has long supplied portable restrooms for major outdoor events. That company … is Don’s Johns. Don’s Johns will also be providing the porta-potties for this Friday’s inauguration. To keep at least a little decorum, the company is using blue tape to cover over the company name on each of the units, so that the name will not be picked up by a TV or still camera.
* “Don’s Johns, the elite seats for Trump’s rumps.”
* Does this mean that the reporter who got this story first is a pooper scooper?
* This really sounds like one of those fake news stories everyone’s talking about.
* I wonder who leaked this story?
* How long has Don’s Johns been in business? It’s where Lincoln dropped his logs.
* “Don’s Johns Porta-Potties – Washington’s #1 and #2 Choice!”
* Wait, the President-Elect and the porta-potty company share the name Don? It’s like this whole thing was meant to be.
* Either that or it’s a sign that the country’s about to go down the toilet.
* Looks like they’re starting at the bottom with the Inauguration stories.
* They’re using democrat blue tape instead of red? Clearly, they’re trying to delegitimize the Trump presidency.