HOMELESS MAN SETS UNDERWEAR ON FIRE IN STARBUCKS BATHROOM

A 59-year-old homeless man lit his underwear on fire in the bathroom of a Tallahassee, Florida, Starbucks. Minutes after Randall Sullivan entered the bathroom Tuesday evening, employees noticed the smell of smoke wafting through the coffee shop. A barista had seen him enter the bathroom where he remained for a long time. When she checked on him, he was walking out of the bathroom, leaving behind a smoldering pair of underwear on the floor. Police already in the parking lot were alerted and Sullivan was taken into custody. Officers found a lighter in his pocket.
* The return of Hot Pants?
* He was serving up his own Hot Mocha Jockeychino.
* I’ve just had the Starbucks Chocolate Croissant ruined for me for life.
* Smoldering homeless underwear. There isn’t enough Febreeze in the world to freshen up that bathroom.
* Maybe he was waiting for his order to go.
* At least he took his underpants off before he set them on fire.
* I mean you’ve got to give him credit for that, right?
* A smoldering pair of underwear? Reminds me of a late night trip to Taco Bell back in college.
* You’d have to wonder, right? Maybe the guy has a weird power. Maybe he’ll cut a fart and set the whole place on fire.