PROPOSER DROPS RING INTO WATERFALL

Isaiah Adams recently proposed to his girlfriend, Grace, in a picture-perfect setting: Maryland’s Cunningham Falls. With the water splashing down behind them, Adams got down on one knee. After Grace said yes, the couple hugged, and that’s when the engagement ring went flying into the water. The ring was never found, but the couple plans to get married anyway.
* Isn’t this how Lord of the Rings started?
* This time it was the ring that disappeared.
* Oh, well – water under the bridge. Expensive water.
* In another ten years, we can look forward to the story of a fisherman who finds an engagement ring inside a trout.
* I’d look at this as a bad omen.
* Sure, she’s understanding now but wait ’til the marriage gets rocky.
* “Then the dumb bastard proposed to me by a waterfall.”
* My condolences to the guy. This is the first official marital thing that’s all your fault.
* It’s still better than hiding the ring in a plate of food.
* The takeaway here is, if you’re planning a dramatic proposal, always use a stunt ring.
* PHONE TOPIC: My proposal gone wrong.