PITBULL ATTACKS FAMILY OVER DOGGIE SWEATER

In Tampa, Florida, a pit bull mix named Scarface bit its owner and two other family members while they tried to put a sweater on it. Tampa Police said Brenda Guerrero, 52, tried to put a sweater on the dog when it attacked. Her husband, 46-year-old Ismael Guerrero, attempted to pull Scarface off his wife when the dog began attacking him. The couple’s 22-year-old son then got a knife and stabbed the dog in the head and neck to try to stop the attack. The dog then began attacking him. All three were able to escape into the house, leaving the dog in the backyard. Responding officers tazed the dog, then hit him with a tranquilizer gun. The dog then got into the house, where officers deployed a bean bag gun and another taser to subdue the dog. Eventually, the dog was captured by Animal Control by using a “catch pole.”
* The dog said it felt “ruff”.
* Police confirmed it was one ugly-ass sweater.
* Yeah, puppy, I hate turtlenecks, too.
* Two tasings, a tranquilizer, a bean bag gun and a catch pole. The dog’s new name is Rasputin.
* This is either late 2016 Florida weirdness or the first Florida weirdness of 2017.
* This is nothing. You should see it when the dog gets mad.
* I’m not a dog expert but my guess is that the dog didn’t want to wear the sweater.
* Either that or even the dogs are on bath salts down in Florida.