WOMAN TEARS UP EX-BOYFRIEND'S LAWN, BLARING XMAS MUSIC

A Connellsville, Pennsylvania, woman tore up the yard of her ex-boyfriend’s house and nearly ran him over, all the while with Christmas music blaring from her car. Alan McCutcheon says he was setting up a Christmas light display outside of his home when Mary Jo Smith yelled “Merry Christmas” and made several passes through his yard. Smith, 47, was charged Tuesday with multiple offenses stemming from Monday’s incident.
* Poor guy was dashing through the snow.
* She wanted him Feliz Navi-dead.
* ‘Tis the Season to be Run Over.
* All I Want for Christmas is You – in a Coffin.
* Have Yourself a Bloody Little Christmas.
* Somebody just got put on Santa’s naughty list.
* Just pretend it was tracks from Santa’s sleigh and make it part of the decorations.
* I’ve never met Mary Jo Smith and yet I feel like I know her.
* There’s usually a Mary Jo Smith in most guys’ past.
* They should market to these people. How about a car called the Chevy Psycho?
* Of course the guy says he was doing something completely innocent – just setting up some Christmas decorations. Meanwhile he was probably out there mooning her.