WOMAN CALLS COPS ON MAN WHISTLING "CLOSING TIME"
An Oregon woman called the cops to report that a man would not stop whistling Semisonic’s ’90s rock ballad, “Closing Time” near her house. Police officers responded to reports of a “jackass guy” who wouldn’t stop whistling. When the woman told the whistler to “shut up”, a verbal altercation broke out. That’s when she called the police. By the time police arrived, the whistler had moved on, but police managed to track him down. And he was still whistling “Closing Time.” The man told officers he was upset that he had been told to shut up, and continued walking and whistling on his way back home.
* But he switched to the theme song of “COPS” – “Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do …”
* Come on, lady, what’s not to like about “Closing Time”?
* The woman also refused to give the neighborhood kids their ball back.
* I wonder if Homeland Security has a category for Ear Worm Terrorism?
* Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been “Jingle Bell Rock”.
* Or Paul MacCartney’s “Siiiiimply Haaaaaving a Wonderful Christmastime”.
* Or how about “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)?
* Wait, if we’re doing the worst Christmas Carols we could be here a while.
* If this guy keeps this up he’s going to be singing “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth.”
* At least he won’t be able to whistle anymore.
CLIP: What better time for our “Closing Time” song parody from so many years ago, “Christmas Time”.
