STUDENTS STAGE S*IT-IN TO PROTEST LACK OF GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS

Ah, the 60’s – time of college students rising up to protest a controversial war and civil rights. Good times. Now, fifty years later, students at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst have been staging a week-long protest occupying restrooms in an administration building to demand more gender-neutral facilities. It’s being called a [rhymes-with-‘sit’] in. It began Monday morning at the Whitmore Administration building. Organizers have students occupying bathroom stalls in the building’s male and female restrooms until their demands are met. The purpose is to make bathrooming uncomfortable for administrators. The primary goal of the protest is to convince the administration to convert additional bathrooms on campus into gender-neutral facilities by changing the signage.
* I know what you’re thinking: what about the horrible smell? It’s OK, the students will be gone on Friday.
* I know what the dean did when he heard about the “blank” in. He “blanked”.
* They want gender-neutral bathrooms? So the ladies have never been inside a men’s room, then.
* Let’s just say you might want to give the gender-neutral bathrooms a trial run so you can see what you’re getting into.
* Does anyone else get queasy when they here the term “gender-neutral”?
* To me it sounds like population control.
* “Don’t worry. This generation won’t be having any babies. Yeah, we made them gender neutral.”
* Sounds like there’s just a flat patch of skin down there, like Barbie and Ken.