CHEERLEADERS' UNIFORMS GIVE UTAH TEEN IMPURE THOUGHTS

When a male student at Timpview High School in Provo, Utah, complained to a school counselor that the uniforms worn by cheerleaders on game day were causing him to have “impure” thoughts in class, administrators responded in a perfectly logical way: the 44 girls on the Timpview Thunderbirds’ cheer squads were told not to wear their uniforms to school before the football games. The policy has now grown into a current craze issue of body-shaming. The cheerleaders are upset about the policy, with one telling PEOPLE magazine, “It’s giving this boy power that when he grows up and does something to a girl, he can blame it on her skirt being too short. It really made me angry. Why should this boy have control over what we wear?” School administrators are trying to backpedal, insisting that the whole thing was simply a misunderstanding, and that the cheerleading coach was mistakenly told to have the girls not wear their uniforms.
* The girls aren’t wearing their cheerleader uniforms? So they’re nude?
* If so that’s not going to help this kid calm down any.
* “Sir, I’m having impure thoughts about cheerleaders.” “Join the club, kid.”
* They wore their cheerleader uniforms on game day, and this kid was ready to play.
* I thought that, in Utah, cheerleaders’ uniforms were flannel onesies.
* They weren’t impure thoughts, they were pure thoughts. Purely sexual.
* It’s high school. For most guys that’s one long 4-year impure thought.
* The girls could be wearing pup tents. It wouldn’t matter.