90-YEAR-OLD MAN ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING PROSTITUTE

A 90-year-old Dennis Port, Massachusetts, man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute after reporting that she stole from him. Nicholas Salerno paid Karen Proia, 48, $100 on June 22 to perform a sex act, according to court documents. He told police she used the bathroom in his house and he later noticed his necklace was missing. He reported the alleged theft to police, who recovered the necklace. But a police officer told Salerno he also would be charged with a crime, for soliciting a prostitute, to which Salerno responded, “I don’t give a (expletive). I’m 90 years old,” according to court documents. Proia is charged with larceny and prostitution. She and Salerno pleaded not guilty at their arraignments Tuesday.
* I think we have the plot for Robert De Niro’s “Dirty Grandpa 2.”
* That 90-year-old man can get his case thrown with three simple words: “I did what?”
* He’s had to pay for sex ever since he lost his good looks at 87.
* I wonder if the evidence will stand up in court?
* He was angry because he was going to wear that necklace at a rave that night.
* And Clint Eastwood has the nerve to call young people the Pussy Generation.
* It sounds like the beginning of the weirdest romantic comedy of all time.
* “Then at the arraignment, their eyes met and they felt something very, very special.”
* Hey, if she’s performing sex acts on 90-year-old strangers she could get off on temporary insanity.