HUSBAND RAILS OVER THIRD SLICE OF CHEESE IN SANDWICH

An Athens, Georgia, man is facing criminal charges after raging at his spouse for making a grilled cheese sandwich too cheesy. James De Paola, 55, began “shouting and cursing” at his wife Michelle during a confrontation last Wednesday. The unemployed De Paola became incensed at his 51-year-old spouse due to her “using three slices of cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich.” De Paola told cops that he had told the victim she “could make a grilled cheese sandwich with two pieces of cheese instead of three.” De Paola’s wife told police that her husband “has a history of violent and abusive behavior” that includes a prior arrest and the issuance of a restraining order.
* Because of the Food Network, everybody thinks they’re Bobby frickin’ Flay.
* How cheesy was the sandwich – on a scale of 1 to “Sharknado: The Fourth Awakens”?
* This is sort of like the home version of fast food drive-thru rage.
* If you’re unemployed, and you’re upset over that one extra piece of cheese, you’ve got more problems than just the cheese.
* Why don’t you make your own sandwich then, buster?
* After all, it’s not like you’re doing anything.
* Maybe the food in prison will be more to your liking.
* Meanwhile for most Americans you can’t make a cheese sandwich too cheesy.