NEW YORK MANURE IS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING

How hot is it in upstate New York? So hot that horse manure is bursting into flames. The state Department of Environmental Conservation says it received multiple complaints about the smell and smoke emanating from a burning pile of horse manure at a property in the town of Throop – rhymes with poop – in the Finger Lakes region 20 miles west of Syracuse. The owners of a horse stable had been storing the manure in large piles that frequently spontaneously combusted in the excessive heat and dry conditions. It took three local fire departments two hours to douse the burning manure.
* Same as at the Democratic convention.
* Look, I like spontaneity as much as the next person but this is ridiculous.
* Flaming piles of horse manure. It’s like being back in college writing term papers.
* Great, you spend all that time training to be a fireman and what are you doing: putting out a pile of horse dung.
* A burning pile of horse dung. Which is what Trump called Hillary’s speech last night.
* The owners of the horse stable have been “storing” the manure in large piles? No, they’ve been dumping it there.