CASINO WORKER HIDES CHIPS IN HER BRA

A supervisor at Sands Casino Resort in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, tried to steal $3,000 worth of chips from a craps table by hiding them in her bra. Police say 44-year-old Brandy Micheli-Cheatham was charged with theft by unlawful taking. Cameras recorded her last Friday afternoon dropping and picking up $500 purple chips in a hallway, and placing something into her bra while in a casino elevator. Police say she admitted to the crime when confronted by security.
* First things first – Did they make her take her bra off? Is she hot?
* The game is craps and now she’s in deep doo-doo.
* At least it’s not the old days where they’d take you downstairs and break your legs.
* Her last name was Cheatham. You can see why the casino would be proud to have her as an employee.
* She actually thought she wasn’t on camera? In a casino?
* She must have never seen that “Casino” movie with De Niro, Sharon Stone, and Joe Pesci.
* And if she thought the casino elevators didn’t have cameras, she must have never seen the Ray Rice video.
* Theft by unlawful taking? Isn’t that redundant?
* How else are you going to steal the stuff?

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