TWO NAKED PEOPLE ON STOLEN LAWN MOWER

Police in Joplin, Missouri, received a call last Tuesday afternoon that there were two people driving down the road on a lawnmower, naked. It turned out to be true. The lawnmower had been stolen, and on board were 55-year-old Larry Webster and 40-year-old Tanya Hopper, both naked. The two told cops they had gone skinny dipping and someone stole their clothing. The incident took place near a residence on Pleasant View Lane. They were arrested for felony stealing and indecent exposure.
* With two naked middle-aged people, I question the words “Pleasant View”.
* Some guys just know how to show a woman a good time, don’t they?
* This isn’t one of them, but those guys are out there.
* Indecent exposure? How about assault on our eyeballs?
* For Pete’s sake, before you call the police, throw them some towels!
* It was Joplin, Missouri so at first they tried saying their clothes had been blown off by a tornado.
* Joplin? More like Jigglin’.
* Nothing to see here. I mean it: you don’t want to see this.
* As they were making their getaway, people on the street were yelling “Get away!”