POT SMOKERS STOLE HUMAN BRAIN
Joshua Long and Robbie Zoller, of Carlisle, Pennsylvania, face charges of corpse abuse after a human brain was found in a Wal-Mart shopping bag under the porch of a home that Long was known to frequent. Long and Zoller told police they had been using the formaldehyde the brain was stored in to smoke “wet” marijuana. There has been a trend of smoking marijuana soaked in embalming fluid, which seems to have a similar effect to smoking PCP. Long said that he and Zoller had named the brain “Freddy”. Police believe the brain was a stolen teaching specimen.
* Oh, good. For a minute there it sounded like Walmart was selling brains.
* Oh, so they were just after the embalming fluid. Nothing weird then.
* Sure, they could have poured the formaldehyde out of the jar and replaced it with water, but they didn’t have the brains.
* At least there were SOME brains present.
* You know it’s bad when the brain in the shopping bag is smarter than the people in the story.
* Why didn’t they find a useful place for the brain? Like Lindsay Lohan?
* This would be good if you ever had to lure a zombie into a trap.
* A similar effect to PCP? That’s also called “Angel Dust” and that means full on bath-salts-style crazy.
* In fact, if this takes off, we might look back at bath salts as the good old days.
CLIP: The “Psycho” music.
