ALLIGATOR CPR

An animal care team administered CPR to an ailing alligator in front of onlookers at an Ohio zoo on Saturday night, but it wasn’t enough to save its life. Officials at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium say the male alligator had been under veterinary care for weeks because of a respiratory condition. A crowd watched as the team performed CPR. Zoo officials say the alligator’s health continued to decline rapidly and he died Saturday night.
* Rest in Pieces of Luggage.
* The alligator never got to finish his bucket list: Visit Disneyland.
* How do you give CPR to an alligator? Very carefully.
* A respiratory condition? Was the alligator a heavy smoker?
* At least the alligator lived long enough to see the Curse end in Cleveland.
* Plus, he went out smiling.
* If only there was some place in America where we could find a replacement alligator.
* It’s not easy getting emotional about a dead alligator, especially compared to one of the cuter animals.
* You tell me which is worse: A dead python or a dead panda?
* The other gators were so upset they could barely eat the carcass.