EVICTED TENANT DUMPS POO IN THE POOL

Police in Clearwater, Florida, say Thomas Lee Mason, 54, was angry over his eviction from the Embassy Mobile Home Park. Late last Thursday night Mason was spotted entering the pool area with a bucket and then leaving the area with the same bucket. The next morning, residents found the community swimming pool contaminated with a vile slurry that “had the appearance of liquid feces/diarrhea.” Mason was arrested and charged with criminal mischief, and police say he is a suspect in several other events in the last week there.
* But this was definitely the topper.
* On the other hand, the pool has just become a prime training sight for Olympic swimmers heading to Rio later this summer.
* Just curious: Where in the heck do you go to buy a bucket of diarrhea?
* The trailer park janitor said, “I’m getting too old for this s***!”
* You’ve got to love that name: The Embassy Mobile Home Park.
* That’s almost begging for a hurricane or a tornado to take it out, isn’t it?
* This is not going to make it easy for this guy to find a new trailer park.
* The town might be named Clearwater but the water in the pool sure isn’t.
* I know trailer park life can be crappy, but this is nuts.
* Why would such a pleasant sounding guy ever be asked to leave in the first place?
* I don’t think this is going to make the management reconsider.
* What’s worse in your Florida pool: diarrhea, or an alligator? Let’s open the phones.