ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER RUNS NAKED THROUGH THE SCHOOL, OUT INTO STREET

A grade school teacher in Massachusetts allegedly ran naked through the school and out into the neighborhood. And it wasn’t even the hot, sexy teacher. It happened last Tuesday at Rice Elementary School in Worcester. Witnesses say the teacher was acting erratically before taking off his clothes … And when he did the principal put the school on lockdown. A parent chased the teacher down the street. He was finally caught a couple blocks from the school. Police say the episode is a mental health related issue, and the teacher will not be facing any charges.
* I guess bath salts are now a mental health-related issue?
* Did anybody get a picture for the yearbook?
* Lockdown? How about putting the teacher’s pants on lockdown?
* Just couldn’t make it through those last few days before summer recess without snapping, eh?
* I thought they didn’t teach anatomy until the 10th grade.
* If he was teaching grade school, he’s got a great shot at a temporary insanity defense.
* What part of the Zero Tolerance Policy does this fall under?
* It’s being handled the usual way: The man was given a participation trophy and everyone went back to work.
* The bad part was when he yelled out, “I’ll show you the real teacher’s pet.”
* Then he yelled, “I’ve got your pop quiz right here for you.”