WOMAN CALLS MAN 300 TIMES IN ONE DAY

A Delaware woman has been charged with harassment after police say she called a man’s cellphone more than 300 times in one day. Kourtney Furber of Felton is charged with harassment stemming from the incidents last month. Officers were contacted by an 18-year-old man who said that Furber kept calling his phone on April 18. Young says Furber also went to the man’s place of employment and kept confronting him there.
* Gee, stalking much?
* So I’m guessing she’s on one of those “Unlimited Minutes” plans.
* 300 times? Come on, in a 12-hour day that’s only a call every 2.4 minutes.
* At least she didn’t confront him at work 300 times in one day.
* It’s impressive, but she’ll have to do better than this if she wants to be Psycho Chick of the Month.
* Uh oh, her favorite show is “My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.”
* It sounds like Kourtney Furber is FUBAR.
* Ask a World War 2 vet what that means. They weren’t just dropping regular bombs. They were dropping F-bombs.