MAN DUMPS TRASH ON EX'S LAWN, HUMPS STOP SIGN

A St. Petersburg, Florida, man is accused of stalking his ex and humping the stop sign in front of her home. According to police, on the nights of April 10-13 David Smith, 58, walked to the victim’s home and dumped trash before walking off. On the night of April 13 an officer witnessed Smith dumping the trash. Police say earlier in the day a witness saw Davis start to hump a stop sign in front of the woman’s home while pointing at the woman’s home and laughing.
* The old dump ‘n hump.
* And yet they say romance is dead.
* He was humping the Stop sign yelling, “Yield, damn it! Yield!”
* It all started when the woman put a “Do Not Enter” traffic sign in her bedroom.
* Look, buddy, no means no and stop means stop.
* This can happen when you’re really young and stirred up … wait, did you say he was 58?
* The man has since moved on and is now dating a traffic light.