AUDIO: STEAK THIEF THROWS MEAT FROM CAR DURING CHASE
Police say a man stole steaks from an East Texas Wal-Mart then tossed some of the meat from his vehicle during a high-speed chase. The pursuit began around 11 a.m. Wednesday after the suspect fled the store in Longview, about 130 miles east of Dallas. Officers say the suspect was throwing the meat out of his vehicle. One steak bounced off a patrol car. The chase took place across two counties, sometimes topping 100 mph, but deputies apprehended him.
* Well done!
* The thrown meat – was it a chuck steak?
* He’s got a beef with the high price of beef.
* So … did the police grill him?
* Since he’s probably going to jail, it’s good he’s familiar with the term “bone in”.
* Now he’s going to be getting the old tube steak in prison.
* Imagine you’re an East Texas coyote when suddenly a steak flies through the air at your feet.
* It’s like winning the carnivore lottery.
* Throwing steak from a car. It’s the only safe way to feed Mike and Molly.
* Notice how nobody ever steals tofu?
* Guess police caught their … prime suspect. (play clip below)
CLIP: The CSI “Yeahhhhhhh!” scream.
