HIGH SCHOOL BAND DIRECTOR DISCOVERED HIDING IN 16-YEAR-OLD'S CLOSET

A high school band director in Donaldsonville, Louisiana, has been arrested after authorities say he was found hiding in a 16-year-old female student’s closet. 30-year-old Jeremy Conner was charged last Wednesday with indecent behavior with a juvenile. Detectives began investigating the incident and learned Conner had been communicating with the girl since last year. Conner is listed on Westgate High School’s website as the band instructor.
* Now he has to face the music.
* Pay the piper.
* That’s a fine way to conduct himself.
* Worst case of coming-out-of-the-closet ever.
* He plays the clarinet, but he had the horns.
* Were they fiddling around?
* Teaching her to play the skin flute?
* Practicing on the ol’ bone-aphone?
* Getting lessons on his organ?
* They caught the band director fingering A minor.
* 16’s a little early even for Louisiana.
* I just looked it up and the age of consent in Louisiana is 17.
* Actually, there’s a three-year window so a 13-year-old can give consent to a 16-year-old and a 15-year-old can give consent to a…wai, when did this become a math problem?
* Let me just cut to the chase: The 30-year-old is in big trouble here.