MOM MAD AT SON FOR SMOKING ALL THE METH

In Inman, South Carolina, a 27-year-old man called 911 because his mother was mad and yelling at him for smoking the last of the meth in their residence. According to a Sheriff’s Office report, Nicholas Johnson greeted a deputy with a string of profanities and then told the cop that he “called for law enforcement because his mother was mad and yelling at him for smoking all the methamphetamine.” Johnson added that he had finished off the meth stash about an hour before the cop’s arrival. While conversing with the deputy, Johnson again began to yell and curse at his mother, who was standing on the home’s porch. When Johnson ignored the deputy’s final warning about “creating a disturbance within ear shot of several neighbors,” he was arrested for disorderly conduct. For some reason, neither Johnson nor his mother were charged with any narcotics offenses.
* Maybe a sense of pity?
* “Officer, I can’t help creating a disturbance, because, as I have explained several times, I’ve been smoking meth!”
* You know you’re taking some strong drugs when they make you forget they’re illegal.
* His biggest error was not putting it on the shopping list after he used it up. Women hate when you don’t put things on the list.
* Okay, but it does sound like the mom got her hands on some of the drugs along the way here.
* Some good came out of this situation: it does give the son an idea of what the mother wants for Mother’s Day.
* Maybe a nice card with a gram inside.
* “Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s some more meth to intoxicate you.”
* Hey, she’ll get more bang out of it than at the Mother’s Day Brunch.