AUDIO: COCAINE FOUND IN CEREAL BOX
Two men were arrested last Tuesday in Putnam County, Florida, after a traffic stop. A search led to police finding more than 500 grams of cocaine wrapped up in a cereal box. The box was a Honey Grahams box. Police arrested Efren Zuniga, 19, and Jose Moreno, 24, and charged them with cocaine trafficking.
* Like that’s any different than regular cereal.
* “Cocaine. A part of this suspicious breakfast.”
* 500 grams of coke, or as Charlie Sheen calls it, “Brunch.”
* Well, this has Shredded Wheat beat by a mile.
* It’s the Breakfast of Champions, until the drug screening.
* Tell me Toucan Sam isn’t into this stuff, with that nose of his.
* He likes it! Hey, Mikey! (see clip below)
* Snort, crackle, pop!
* Stays addictive, even in milk!
* “What are you sniffing over there?” “Uhh…Nuttin’ honey.”
* Silly Rabbit. Sniffs are for kids.
* You have to admit: cocaine for breakfast would still be cheaper than Starbucks.
* And you thought you got mad when you left your latte on the car roof.
* Hey, anything to pick the morning commute up a little.
* Cocaine for breakfast: Turn your brain into a toaster.
CLIP: “He likes it! Hey, Mikey!”
