WIFE GIVES CHEATING SPOUSE A BULLET IN THE TESTICLE

A Florida man was left with a bullet stuck in his testicle after his wife allegedly shot him during a recent confrontation over a purported affair. According to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, 60-year-old Victoria Reid forced her husband to sit on the couch while she threatened to maim him, kill him, and give him post-traumatic stress disorder to punish him for supposedly cheating on her. The bullet she eventually fired struck him in the knee before traveling up his leg and lodging in his testicle, authorities said. Reid was arrested Wednesday on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault. Her husband’s condition is not known.
* His condition is unknown, but believed to be something like, uh, “YOIKENENGGGHH!”
* Talk about getting your bell rung.
* I guess this is how she gives him post-traumatic stress disorder.
* Dang! Now he’s going to be too sore to cheat while she’s in prison.
* Weird. This lady freaks out over an affair, then you’ve got Hillary, who just shrugs and rolls with it.
* The bullet traveled up his leg lodging in his testicle? That makes it sound like it went on vacation.
* Personally I’d rather go to Hawaii.
* If that bullet is lodging someplace, she got him right in the hotel lobby.
* Let that be a lesson to the men out there: If they’re going to play around, go with the titanium underwear.