CLOSED TACO BELL UPSETS MAN

A Pittsfield, Massachusetts, man got so angry when he found out that Taco Bell was closed that he sped off in his car, crashed into a free-standing ATM building, and knocked himself unconscious. Police say Derrick LaForest pulled up to the drive-thru in Pittsfield at 1:30 a.m. Thursday and when no one came to serve him, he honked his horn for two minutes. After a worker told him the restaurant was closed, he tore away at high speed, struck a curb, lost control, and smashed into the building. When he came to, he refused medical attention. LaForest told police he didn’t remember hitting the building. LaForest was booked and released on $500 bail after pleading not guilty to reckless operation and vandalism.
* He showed them for being closed, didn’t he?
* Derrick LaForest sounds like a real derrick.
* That’s no way to Live Mas.
* I’m sensing a commercial in next year’s Super Bowl.
* He couldn’t have had the munchies. He would have been too mellow to be this mad.
* He honked his horn for two minutes? That’s weird. Usually you only make those sounds AFTER you eat at Taco Bell.
* It’s America. Where’s the next fast food place? Like ten feet away?