CIGARETTE THIEF LEAVES MONEY

Police in Las Cruces, New Mexico, say a man went to buy cigarettes early Sunday, but the business was closed. Surveillance cameras show him pounding on the front door several times and then kicking and breaking the door’s lower panel. He went inside, grabbed a pack of cigarettes and then made sure the cameras captured him leaving $6. A witness called 911, and police found and arrested the unidentified the 24-year-old man. He faces a felony charge of breaking and entering. Damage to the store’s front door is estimated at $800.
* Minus six bucks, of course.
* Oh sure. Damage to the door was really $800 bucks. Like I believe that.
* What was it? The door from the Taj Mahal or something?
* Cigarettes are 6 bucks a pack? Now that I believe.
* At this rate, people might not be able to afford lung cancer soon.
* Does this guy know that 7-11 is open 24 hours?
* There was a witness? Why didn’t the guy just bum a cigarette off HIM?
* He behaves like The Hulk, but without the turning-into-a-green-giant part.
* Time to start using a nicotine patch.
* Las Cruces means the Crosses and town historians believe the crosses marked the graves of dead bandits. So this guy should know not to break and enter in this town.