HOT DOG HOOKER NOW OFFERING FREE FRONT YARD TOPLESS LAP DANCES

Catherine Scalia of East Rockaway, New York, was busted back in 2012 on misdemeanor prostitution charges after propositioning an undercover police officer inside her hot dog truck. “This is what I love to do, sell hot dogs and show off what I got a little bit. If you got it, flaunt it, that’s what I say,” Scalia said after the 2012 bust that made her famous as The Hot Dog Hooker. Now, Scalia has a new service: offering topless lap dances on a swing in her front yard. Her sign says the dances are free but she’ll accept donations. “I got another 20 years to go before I drop dead. I want you to send all the guys to 12 Maxwell St. in East Rockaway for lunch and a lap dance from the queen,” said Scalia. Scalia says what she is doing is legal but police say that she’s violating a village zoning ordinance and want her sign to come down. Neighbors, as you can imagine, are not amused and have posted dozens of complaints on a Facebook page called “You know you’re from East Rockaway when…”
* So she was The Hot Dog Hooker and now she’s being a real hot dog about it.
* How are her buns?
* She’s gone from being a hooker to being a swinger.
* Her breasts will be swinging free. I know that much.
* Is this considered working at home, or playing at home?
* Scalia? She isn’t related to any Supreme Court justices, by any chance?
* That would have been classic if her case had gotten appealed up to the Supreme Court and she had met up with Justice Scalia.
* Let’s see … how would he rule? I’m not a lawyer, but I’m guessing the lap dance could be seen as a freedom of speech thing.
* Justice Scalia was the one who said torture wasn’t cruel and unusual punishment, because we weren’t punishing the detainee – we were just torturing him. So anything is possible.