COUPLE ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX ON LAS VEGAS FERRIS WHEEL

A man and a woman are facing felony charges after authorities say they were recorded having sex in public during a 30-minute ride in a glass-enclosed cabin on a Ferris wheel 550 feet above the Las Vegas Strip. Phillip Panzica III and Chloe Scordianos were arrested Feb. 5 after riding alone together in one cabin on the High Roller Ferris Wheel. Police say surveillance cameras in the car captured the act. Security warned the couple to stop, and people in another car shot cellphone video. The High Roller is the world’s tallest observation wheel, and is billed as “The Happiest Half Hour in Vegas!”
* Hey, if they’re going to market it as the happiest half hour, this was bound to happen.
* It was the Happiest Half Hour, featuring four-and-a-half Extra Happy Minutes.
* What else are you going to do up there? Look out at the desert around Vegas?
* “Wet cleanup in Ferris Wheel Cabin Seven!”
* Maybe the cubicles should have curtains?
* Think of it as the Mile High Club for people who are afraid to fly.
* This is nothing. Wait ’til you see what they have planned for Valentine’s Day.
* You don’t normally see people grinning that much while they’re being arrested.