WOMAN DIES IN BIZARRE BAKING ACCIDENT

A 45-year-old grocery store employee in Utah died after she was dragged into an industrial-sized bakery mixing machine. Investigators are trying to determine how Jackie Lindhardt was pulled into the mixer in the Salt Lake City suburb of Sandy on Wednesday morning. Lindhardt was using the appliance in the bakery department of a Reams Food Store when she became caught on a moving part. A coworker heard her scream and quickly ran over and shut off the mixer but it was too late.
* “D’oh!”
* That’s horrible. Battered to death.
* She was trying to operate the machine safely but she got mixed up.
* The company says she’ll be hard to replace. She was much kneaded at her place of work.
* Ouch. Talk about getting too close to your work.
* She didn’t want the job but she liked the dough.
* You folks in Sandy, Utah might want to get your bread at a different grocery store for the next few weeks.
* It’s so sad, but you know what’s worse? When they’re sucked into the machine and nobody even notices.
* Then they get down to the bottom of the tank weeks later and find the worker’s sneakers or whatever.
* These are the days I’m glad to be in radio.