MAN ATTACKS MOM AFTER HER DOG ATE HIS POT

A Largo, Florida, man was arrested for shoving his mother to the ground after her dog ate his pot. Mackenzie Freeman, 25, “became upset” early last Tuesday morning after his mother’s dog ate his marijuana, according to the criminal complaint. The 6’ 2”, 222-pound Freeman argued with his 57-year-old mother in the pair’s home before he allegedly pushed her to the ground and hit her in the head with a pair of pants. A police officer noted in the complaint that Freeman stated that his mother “deserved it.”
* Why? Was she getting into his pot and left the bag out?
* Gee, if only there was a way for him to mellow out a little.
* No word on how the dog is doing but it just put on the guy’s headphones and was grooving to some tunes.
* If you throw a ball for him to fetch, he just lays there and thinks, “Yeah … whatever …”
* 6’ 2”, 222-pounds? I hope when he hit his mom in the head with a pair of pants he wasn’t wearing them.
* Great, a 25-year-old living with mom acting like this. That’s more than just a failure to launch.
* I’d like to launch this guy into the middle of next week.
* This was in Largo, Florida. It used to be Key Largo but this guy smoked the key.