PACKAGE THIEVES HAD "STEAL MAIL" ON THEIR TO-DO LIST

A couple on probation who were arrested in a car containing stolen packages Tuesday in Encinitas, California, also had a “to-do” list, with “steal mail” as one of the items on the list. Their Dodge Charger was stopped after an Amazon.com delivery driver reported someone following his truck and picking up packages he dropped at homes. Authorities say they found five stolen packages, drugs, methamphetamine, heroin, a gun and stolen mail addressed to 13 people. Here is the list:
1. Welfare for EBT
2. Call Crash
3. Go to Chris’ house for voucher
4. Write Shon
5. Shop lift
6. Kiss mom and tell her she’s loved
7. Steal mail
Nineteen-year-old Kristina Green and 38-year-old Gary Withers of San Diego were arrested on suspicion of gun, drug and theft crimes. It’s unclear if they have attorneys.
* “Hire attorney” should have been item number 8.
* “Hi, honey, did you get everything done on the list?” “Yeah, I— oh, darn! I forgot to shoplift and steal mail!”
* They had shop lift before telling mom they loved her? Where’s their priorities?
* I must admit I’ve heard of porch pirates but this is the first I’ve heard about following the delivery truck around.
* It’s cruel but it’s efficient.
* He’s 38 and she’s 19? So he must have had “Rob cradle” on his earlier list.