GUY SETS RECORD FOR DRUGS SMUGGLED IN RECTUM

For the second time this year, Brandon Wilson, 26, form Cedar Rapids, Iowa, has been arrested and accused of hiding baggies of drugs in his rectum. On Nov. 29, Wilson was arrested on an active arrest warrant and taken to the Linn County Jail, where officers discovered 51 baggies of crack cocaine and marijuana in Wilson’s rectum. In a previous incident in February, Wilson was arrested on drug charges and caught trying to sneak 109 baggies of crack cocaine into the jail in his rectum, bringing the total number of baggies found in Wilson to 160 for the year. Linn County Sheriff Brian Gardner suspects Wilson’s haul is a record.
* He’ll go down in the anals of history.
* Take your rectum record and blow it out your …
* There were so many baggies up his butt, cops discovered them when they looked down his throat.
* It sure is better than the old days before there were baggies. Back then, they had to use cigar boxes.
* You know the sick part? Well, actually there’s several sick parts …
* Just for starters, we have a man here whose colon is now the size of a sewer pipe.
* Here’s some more bad news: One of the baggies they found in November was actually stuck up his ass since last February.
* This could be a record? And I thought they kept too many stats in sports.
* See, this is like the Warriors winning streak. I don’t count the previous season so the previous arrest shouldn’t add to the baggie count here.