GUY SORT-OF CHEATS ON HIS WIFE

Jason Hewlett wrote a posting on his Facebook page that has gone viral. He wrote that he was out shopping for “manly things” when an attractive lady ahead of him in line caught his eye. Here’s what he wrote (edited from the overly-long original):
“Kind of embarrassed to admit this,” he began, “but I think I sort of cheated on my wife today. As I went to pay I saw this woman in line that knocked me out. I thought, ‘Wow, some lucky guy is with her’, and in a split second I realized it was my wife! You know, it was just out of context to see my spouse at the same store, in the same line, living her life and not knowing she might be at the same place, same time, different car. There was a person between us, so I just watched my cute little Love.
“First off, I was taken aback by how amazingly beautiful she is once again. I believe I see it often, but today, not knowing she was at the store, I saw her with new eyes and just couldn’t believe I get to be her fella.”
“I was ultimately so pleased to see her in complete confidence on this day, as the independent, capable, humble, fun, sweet, kind, awesome person she is. And then she grabbed her things and walked out the door. I never said anything, didn’t flag her down, just watched her walk away, admiringly, knowing she’s my wife and I love everything about this woman.”
(full posting: https://www.facebook.com/jasonhewlettentertainer/posts/10153402329374023:0)
* Pardon me while I vomit.
* Somebody’s been seeing one too many Nicholas Sparks movies.
* Man, I’ve heard of being whipped before but this is ridiculous.
* This is sappier than an entire Vermont maple forest.
* He didn’t recognize his own wife? Better get tested for early-onset Alzheimer’s.
* Is it possible to be a stalker to someone you’re already together with?
* Just remember folks, for every story like this we have ten thousand where the couple are throwing things at each other – waffles, hamburgers, toilet lids …
* This sounds like that Pina Coladas song where the girlfriend puts an ad out for an affair and the guy answers it.
* You know what’d be classic? If this guy was getting all misty watching her just as the woman met up with her other guy.
* PHONE TOPIC: Is this sweet and adorable, or gag-worthy?