FOOTBALL FAN THANKS COPS WITH 20 DOZEN DONUTS. BUT…

At last Saturday’s University of Wisconsin-Madison football game, one unnamed fan was trying to meet friends by entering a section of Camp Randall Stadium he was not assigned to. After a minor argument, the cops ejected him from the stadium. As a thank you to the police, the man sent them 20 dozen donuts. But when the cops opened the boxes, there was a catch – every donut had coconut topping.
* He showed them. $200 worth of donuts as a joke. He showed them good.
* Actually, coconut donuts are a crime against humanity.
* Sorry but getting thrown out of someplace by the cops is not a minor argument.
* I got to confess something here: In a pinch I would gladly eat some coconut-covered doughnuts.
* I mean they’ve been making them long enough. Somebody must like them.
* Let me put it this way: I’ve never seen any kind of doughnut I couldn’t stand. And I don’t think I’m alone on that.