MAN GETS $386,000 FOR LOST TESTICLE

A Connecticut man who sued a hospital after losing a testicle following vasectomy surgery has been awarded $386,000 by a judge. The 42-year-old man underwent the procedure at the UConn Health Center in 2013. After three days of intense pain, the man went to another hospital where it was determined the testicle had not been getting enough blood and was necrotic. Doctors surgically removed it. The judge determined that the original doctor had injured the testicular artery during surgery. The judgment says that the man still suffers from psychological trauma and has required “extensive therapy.”
* Trauma? Therapy? Oh, grow a pair!
* Are they saying he’s nuts? Ironic!
* This guy has a lot of ball to ask for that much money.
* $386,000? Did they put it in a sack?
* How many guys out there would trade one of their testicles for 300 grand right now?
* Most guys have their testicles removed the traditional way: By getting married.
* Every now and then you stumble on a medical term that you just know is bad, and “necrotic” is a great example.
* It sounds like necrophilia and you know that isn’t good.