STRIPPER ASSAULTS PATRON WHO TOLD HER SHE NEEDED TO GO TO THE GYM

A strip club patron called police to report that he was assaulted by a dancer after suggesting that she should “go to the gym and lose weight.” Kyle Yeomans, 23, told cops that he was at Derriere’s Gentlemen’s Club in Myrtle Beach early Sunday. Yeomans recalled that the stripper was “annoying him and that she kept trying to talk to him and he was tired of it.” He also told police that he was drunk at the time, and rated his level of intoxication “an 11 out of 10.” In response to being annoyed, Yeomans “told the dancer that she should go to the gym and lose weight.” After receiving Yeomans’s fitness advice, the stripper allegedly reached off the stage and clocked him 4 times in the face. Yeomans said he was then dragged out of Derriere’s by bouncers who were “unnecessarily rough with him.” He estimated to police that the dancer weighed between 115-120 pounds, and was no more than 25 years old. Plus, he reported, she had “a muffin top.” Asked if he wanted to press charges against the stripper, Yeomans replied that he “wanted nothing other than a report” to be filed.
* Hard to believe this kind of thing happened at a classy place like Derriere’s Gentlemen’s Club.
* When you cause a problem at Derriere’s, you’re out of there – no buts.
* This guy was also an 11 out of 10 on the stupid scale.
* Some guys are just naturally smooth around women.
* Kyle, unfortunately, is not one of them.
* I like how he said the bouncers were “unnecessarily rough” with him. He’s conceding they were right to be a little rough with him – they just got carried away.
* As did he.